Reasons to sleep on the couch...

1- An argument with your SO/You're in the doghouse.
2- The sofa is new so you wanna break it in.
3- You fall asleep watching a movie.
4- Your SO snores super loud!
5- You discovered a bug was crawling on you when you got under the covers!!!
6 - [your reason?]

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PoetryNEmotion · F

If you are working the night shift and you fall asleep relaxing after you come home from work. I cannot think of any other reason. Never sleep on the couch after an argument. Work it out. Relationships suffer horribly from sleeping apart. Sexless ones especially destroy lives unless mutually agreed upon.