Entertain me while I assemble furniture.

No thanks. I'm not going to be responsible for a nail through your palm.

* turns cheerleading songs on *

*stares at you*

The A part goes in the B part
The B part goes in the C part
The C part goes in the D part
The D part goes in the A part
You're missing a bolt or two

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IKEA't do that .