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Does your partner or housemate leave microwave explosion surprises for you?

Yesterday
Partner: oh the hot pocket seemed a little overcooked in the microwave, it should probably be around 3 mins instead of 4 like the box says. It exploded a bit.
Me: oh ok that happens sometimes

Today
*I go to make hot pocket*
Microwave is a freakin' bio hazard. I shudder to think that the hotpocket I ate yesterday was cooked in it because some of that rancid smelling pooled grease was probably from bacon and definitely NOT from a hotpocket.

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You'd think "it exploded in the microwave" would warrant, oh I don't know, at least a wipe down?
THIS IS WHY I don't like even being around you anymore.
THIS IS WHY we didn't have a microwave for the past 8 years.

WHY OH WHY do I expect too much?!
SW-User
he would never leave a mess for me
he is very neat and cleans up after himself
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SW-User
we are very lucky
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You need only cook it for 2 minutes (1 minute 50 seconds even). Also try covering it with a paper towel. And try fantastic. It cuts the grease and absorbs odor that microwaves keep.
Starcrossed · 41-45, F
@Spoiledbrat lol Low Watts - but yeah, I've got XX chromosomes - I know how to papertowel 😆
Well it should never explode. You could rotate it half way. That might help. I always use a saucer and paper towel over the top. (I actually don't eat them but my son used to).@Starcrossed
firefall · 61-69, M
yeah any housemate that did that shit to me, would get a pretty loud scolding, plus insistence on cleaning it up themselves. RIGHT NOW.
Starcrossed · 41-45, F
@firefall he wasn't here to clean it up and I was starving. I totally would have made him do it otherwise. He already things I'm a nag, bringing it up does nothing but pokes a crabby bear.
firefall · 61-69, M
@Starcrossed Inevitable I suppose that he wasn't there. I guess he's a partner? cos a housemate, well, the door would be looking good after enough of that shit
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AlphaPuppy · 26-30, M
Men are just slobs haha
firefall · 61-69, M
@AlphaPuppy nah, immature dicks are just slobs, and most of them happen to be male, but not men.
SW-User
All the time 😩
Starcrossed · 41-45, F
@SW-User mURDER

 
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