Does your partner or housemate leave microwave explosion surprises for you?

Yesterday
Partner: oh the hot pocket seemed a little overcooked in the microwave, it should probably be around 3 mins instead of 4 like the box says. It exploded a bit.
Me: oh ok that happens sometimes

Today
*I go to make hot pocket*
Microwave is a freakin' bio hazard. I shudder to think that the hotpocket I ate yesterday was cooked in it because some of that rancid smelling pooled grease was probably from bacon and definitely NOT from a hotpocket.

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You'd think "it exploded in the microwave" would warrant, oh I don't know, at least a wipe down?
THIS IS WHY I don't like even being around you anymore.
THIS IS WHY we didn't have a microwave for the past 8 years.

WHY OH WHY do I expect too much?!