I love hearing when my bug zapper fries a critter,

the woman across the hall from me has a bad bug problem from not cleaning her cat's litter boxes enough, and no matter how hard I try to keep them out some still get into my apartment. I keep a clean place, take out my garbage when it's full, bag meat wrappers and scraps in a grocery sack and put it down the chute before I go to bed so it won't stink, I rinse my plates off after eating, yet the bugs still end up in my place. The bug guy inspects our floor once every three months on a wednesday, a few days from now, he has said in the past that I have one of the cleanest apartments in the building.