Warning This is Adult: Dirty Christmas Song For Next Year
I think It's pretty funny and dirty
Grandma's Christmas Surprise
Grandma got a gift this year,
Wrapped up tight with a little cheer.
But when she saw it, her face went down,
A special toy for the talk of the town.
Grandma got a dildo for Christmas,
She just frowned, oh what a twist!
Grandpa’s grinning, so proud and bright,
While everyone else is in a fright.
We played Secret Santa, oh what a game,
But picking Grandma brought us all shame.
With whispers and laughter, the fun turned to fright,
As Grandpa imagined his plans for the night.
Grandma got a dildo for Christmas,
She just frowned, oh what a twist!
Grandpa’s grinning, so proud and bright,
While everyone else is in a fright.
The family gasped, the room filled with screams,
As Grandma stood lost in her dreams.
When I tried to talk, she scoffed with a grin,
“I wanted something bigger, now where do I begin?”
Grandma got a dildo for Christmas,
She just frowned, oh what a twist!
Grandpa’s grinning, so proud and bright,
While everyone else is in a fright.
So remember, folks, when choosing a gift,
Make sure it's one that will give a lift.
Grandma’s surprise was one for the books,
But let’s stick to sweaters; we’ll spare the looks!
Grandma's Christmas Surprise
Grandma got a gift this year,
Wrapped up tight with a little cheer.
But when she saw it, her face went down,
A special toy for the talk of the town.
Grandma got a dildo for Christmas,
She just frowned, oh what a twist!
Grandpa’s grinning, so proud and bright,
While everyone else is in a fright.
We played Secret Santa, oh what a game,
But picking Grandma brought us all shame.
With whispers and laughter, the fun turned to fright,
As Grandpa imagined his plans for the night.
Grandma got a dildo for Christmas,
She just frowned, oh what a twist!
Grandpa’s grinning, so proud and bright,
While everyone else is in a fright.
The family gasped, the room filled with screams,
As Grandma stood lost in her dreams.
When I tried to talk, she scoffed with a grin,
“I wanted something bigger, now where do I begin?”
Grandma got a dildo for Christmas,
She just frowned, oh what a twist!
Grandpa’s grinning, so proud and bright,
While everyone else is in a fright.
So remember, folks, when choosing a gift,
Make sure it's one that will give a lift.
Grandma’s surprise was one for the books,
But let’s stick to sweaters; we’ll spare the looks!
