I know what to give you this Christmas.

@ShepherdBard
No

@mindstruggle is it a lump of coal 😒

@ShepherdBard
If you want it so badly, sure.

@mindstruggle I don’t want it!

@ShepherdBard
You don't want anything I give anyway 😮‍💨

@mindstruggle you only give things to punk me 🙄

@ShepherdBard
Stop hurting mah feelings!

@mindstruggle I’m not wearing a pink Barbie backpack or whatever you tried to get me 😒

@ShepherdBard
What do you want then?

@mindstruggle a frog hoodie

@ShepherdBard
Sounds expensive 😒

@mindstruggle of course you’d say no 😒

@ShepherdBard
Did I?

@mindstruggle might as well have 😒

@ShepherdBard
How small is this hoodie?

@mindstruggle not as small as yours 😒

@ShepherdBard
No hoodie for you. Bye!

@mindstruggle wow!

@ShepherdBard
What now?

@mindstruggle knew you wouldn’t get it 🙄

@ShepherdBard
Maybe you don't want me to get you one? 🤔

@mindstruggle I just asked for one!!

@ShepherdBard
I'ma give you one with my face on it

@mindstruggle your froggo face?

@ShepherdBard
I don't think I have any other face 😒