The Perfect Christmas Gift.

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IMPORTANT SAFETY NOTICE (which nobody reads but really should)
Absolutely NOT for use in sinks, bathtubs, or kitchen bowls.
Do NOT attempt to grow Nessie in a puddle. She will burst through the asphalt and you will be invoiced by the council.
If fully expanded Nessie may begin roaming or play hide and seek.
Perfect for birthdays, terrorising canoe clubs, and the ultimate Christmas present for the weans, the cousins, or that one uncle who insists he’s “seen something in the loch before.”
Grow Yer Ain Nessie
The only toy where the phrase “Aye, it's bigger than I expected” is guaranteed.