I'd eat a human being

I have no moral quandries about it, meat is meat, provided it isn't full of diseases I'll happily eat it. Human? Sure. Swan? Alright. Dodo? Get me a fork already.
I truly believe we'll get to a point in time where 'Soylent Green' is a promotional film shown to corporations on how they should be acting. It's a sensible idea, once we move past the squicky part of eating your relatives. Provided little Timmy won't mind eating his grandmother's thigh for Christmas Dinner, I think we could solve over-population, nutrition, and the financial problems of the food industry all in one fell swoop.
Think about it, what's the real problem behind eating a human body? Barring the health-risks involved, such as AIDs, the flu, cancer, etc...