My aunt bought me a Christmas wreath a few years ago, apparently after discussing it with my parents.
I don't do holiday decor. This has been a well-known fact about me for a long time. The idea of storing decor 11 months out of the year is absurd. But they got me this big wreath anyway, in like a 3' x 3' cardboard box. So I've just had it sitting in my apartment all this time, behind the television set, just in case anyone ever asked where it is. I do not want to upset my aunt or my mom.
But I realize now that I could probably just like, sell it or throw it out, and I could very easily claim that it was just stolen or something. Stealing a Christmas wreath off of someone's door would be super fuckin' easy and nobody could really dispute that that happened. Or maybe I could just say that it broke at some point idk. And odds are, nobody would ever ask in the first place, everyone's probably forgotten about that stupid thing by now.
But I realize now that I could probably just like, sell it or throw it out, and I could very easily claim that it was just stolen or something. Stealing a Christmas wreath off of someone's door would be super fuckin' easy and nobody could really dispute that that happened. Or maybe I could just say that it broke at some point idk. And odds are, nobody would ever ask in the first place, everyone's probably forgotten about that stupid thing by now.
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