What candy is the best to give out on Halloween?

@BigGuy2 Because she'll be in jail for digestive assault and battery.

@NativePortlander1970 ... Yep, the FBI will get 1,000's of agants on the case:

"Let's ignore Terrorists and Pedo's and find the real Enemy No.1 the 'laxative confectioner' 🙄🙄🙄

@BigGuy2 Oh, so you have done it before, to kids?

@NativePortlander1970

How do you escape the basement:

Taking into account what i've said already, HOW have you come to the conclusion that you believe i've "...done it before, to kids ?"

🤷🏼‍♂🤷🏼‍♂🤷🏼‍♂

... if it helps, just cut and paste where i've said that, into your next comment 🙄🙄🙄

@BigGuy2 Prosecutors would view what you said as a confession.

@NativePortlander1970 NOPE ... that's why i used the term 'tongue in cheek' AND i followed it up by saying:

"...as i find that tradition is a nice tradition, forever should it continue"

🤔 1st rule of holes:

'When you're in one, stop digging'

🙄🙄🙄

@NativePortlander1970 ... have you reached China yet

🤷🏼‍♂🤷🏼‍♂🤷🏼‍♂

@beermeplease If one of your employees said something like what @BigGuy2 said, after several of your other employees ended up getting sick after being given tainted chocolate, what would you do?

@NativePortlander1970 ... you Bufoon, has it dawned on you i was right about 'tongue in cheek' AND "... i find that tradition ..."

😜😜😜

@NativePortlander1970 ... yep, it's dawned on you hasn't it, hence your 'laughing emoji' ...

... here's 3 more 😎😎😎

@beermeplease @NativePortlander1970

🤔 ... let's see:

NativePortlander1970 ·
@BigGuy2 Because she'll be in jail for digestive assault and battery

{i'm seeing that as a 'full circle' argument}

😎😎😎

@beermeplease Ooops, restroom is being cleaned, inaccessible, and the one in the office is in use.

@NativePortlander1970

AND you haven't answered my query, you've just made a statement

😎😎😎

@BigGuy2 That's so mindless and incredibly wrong.

@Gibbon Too bad we can't teach impertinent youth manners now like we could back in the day.

@Gibbon what is so mindless and incredibly wrong

@BigGuy2 OMG just the thought failed funny.

@Gibbon 30 years ago I would have left him bloody and bruised on the side of the street, I gave no mercy back in the day, I had an anger from all of the abuse and bullying I got from my mother, her second husband, my older brothers, and extended maternal family while growing up, I was the kind of person not to step on my toes and expect to not escape unscathed, I'm very surprised I didn't end up in prison. However I have mellowed through the years.

@BigGuy2 Your own ego is fighting hard to defend yourself for something you can't unsay.