What excuse should I give everyone so they don't bother me on my three weeks break ?

@SW-User Wonder why I never thought of this. Mothership took me back for emergency resetting

@SW-User What better excuse than this 😂

@Lostpoet You mean my pet giraffe ? 🥺

@DrScissorhands I guess if your going to make up imaginary pets the bigger the better. But they might ask to see pics of your giraffe 🦒 nobody gives a frick about guinea pigs.

@Lostpoet You're right, my unicorn Randall is smaller 😔

@SW-User Oddly enough, we all know a Soph who lives up the road but you're totally right. Gossiping soon, let's make a list of who to start with first 🥰

@Reaverwolf That'll work

@DrScissorhands bins you 😌

@PiecingBabyFaceTogether Fell off the bed, had a minor concussion, suffering from temporary amnesia. Yeah that'll do 😵

@empanadas I guess I just will never be home everytime someone visits then.... unless they bring food of course

@empanadas Tried that with the tax office but unsuccessfully