A reading more tool

The idea here is to play the soap Dark Shadows on mute from tubi TWICE in one year while reading, there's something like 1,225 half hour episodes, tubi has ads, so reading twice that amount may mean a good robust reading year, beginning on the 2nd week of the year. Does this sound good, or is it too dumb for words?

btw i dreamt i got Dallas and Dynasty finally, but Dynasty was in the form of 3 sub sandwiches. Strange, eh?

With the calculator it seems more demanding to read through 3 or 4 cycles of the entire Dark Shadows soap.