I've been watching poorly scripted disaster movies since 11am when my landlord decided to weld in a fence outside

Do NOT live vicariously through me...🙄 I'm like the Ramblin' Wreck of Georgia Tech......but I can unhear a freight train going through my Living Room..a useful asset!

A day on Sydney harbour it's like I think maybe the 9th day this year it hasn't rained

Well, you're in the right place if your looking for poorly scripted disasters. That about sums up SW.

The movie 2012 has got to be on that list. You’ll want your two hours back

Well I'm depressed and my dog has diarrhea. I have to be up in four hours so I should try to sleep I guess

But I'll likely have to take her out a few more times

Yours sounds better

Is Sharknado included? It better be!

Just waking up and catching up with SW.

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