I’m so confused.

My friend told me in an exchange of good & services stylee that he’d teach me to drive if I knit him a pair of mittens, complete with idiot string, naturally.

I have lovely bright pink wool & everything. But... what? Does anyone know anything about knitting? The pattern may as well be written in Swahili! I don’t have a clue what’s going on. Ugh. So difficult.

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Degbeme · 70-79, M

That is the last thing we need is another woman driver. :P

Spokeskitties75 · 46-50, M

Oh damn... you didn’t @Degbeme

abooklover · 56-60, F

@Degbeme Just when I started to like you Deg. 🙄

Degbeme · 70-79, M

@Spokeskitties75 Oh yes I did. 😬

Degbeme · 70-79, M

@abooklover Just? It`s taken this long? 🤔

abooklover · 56-60, F

@Degbeme I'm late. 🤷‍♀️

Spokeskitties75 · 46-50, M

You should just crawl under the bus instead of throwing yourself there next time!! 😉@Degbeme

Mamapolo2016 · F

Oh ... and you were doing so well up till this.@Degbeme

Degbeme · 70-79, M

@abooklover Now I is all hurted and stuff. 😫

@Spokeskitties75 Oh come on. One needs to live on the edge, just a bit. ;)

abooklover · 56-60, F

@Degbeme You started it.

Degbeme · 70-79, M

@Mamapolo2016 😂

Degbeme · 70-79, M

@abooklover Yes! Yes I did. ;)

Mamapolo2016 · F

@Degbeme

Forbes magazine:

[/quote]To be sure, the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration confirms that male drivers cause 6.1 million accidents annually, while women are at fault in 4.4 million crashes per year.[/quote]Forbes Magazine

If yiur argument is that more men drive:

Spokeskitties75 · 46-50, M

Just tack on one more accident for the female who runs him over..@Mamapolo2016

Mamapolo2016 · F

😂😂 That won't be an accident.@Spokeskitties75

Degbeme · 70-79, M

@Spokeskitties75 @Mamapolo2016

Just a minor speed bump. :P

Mamapolo2016 · F

Golly gee. What was that scary bump? Oh, probably my silly scattered little female imagination. Mwahshaz@Degbeme

SevenTierCrazyCake · F

@Degbeme needs must, DEG. Lol!

Degbeme · 70-79, M

@SevenTierCrazyCake ;)