Do you have any tattoos? What do they say/show?

Dear Wife saw a lady with a butterfly on her breast at a nudist camp and decided she wanted one too. I bought her one and told the artist to put a flower on her left butt cheek at the same time. Once he had done both tattoos on her I had him put bee on my right butt cheek. Now when we walk together at the nudist resort it looks like my bee is after her flower. I since had a skunk added to her flower so it looks like the little stinker is holding the flower.