She dropped this off earlier. Her visit was short and not very sweet. It went almost exactly like this.
Hi dad.
What are you doing here? Where are the boys?
They’re in the car. I just came by to give you this because you like rum
Well, wait let me go say hi.
No because then they’ll all start crying. Xavier is already mad he couldn’t come up.
Well what the fuck, Nick?
Dad, I really gotta go I’m already late because I wanted to give you this.
I think it’s relevant to say that I pretty much only and exclusively drink Captain Morgan’s and Ginger Ale Vodka and Soda Wine
But tonight I’m having a glass of Rum punch that came from my daughter and I’m pouring out of a carton container.
Maybe I should move into a trailer park, or behind some dumpster somewhere behind a 7-11?
This stuff is extremely sweet and I’ll probably need 2 glasses of water to wash away the sugar…
It’s tasty though. Kinda reminds me of the little red drinks we had in the plastic containers with the foil tops that you had to stick your thumb through or bite it off as a kid.
