Have you ever questioned your own sanity ? Maybe you should...

I did once when Bob suggested it. But Larry got mad and wouldn't speak to us for a week. But then he threw a party with unicorns and a stripper to make up. So that was cool. Her name was Susie. The unicorn, not the stripper. Strippers don't have names, not real ones. But a court order says I'm not allowed to talk about strippers anymore.

Oh shit. The NSA is here. Gotta run. Stay away from strippers.