They make you think better 🤔 *strokes beard*

itchy, scratchy, needs maintained.

ur crush may distance from you if it doesnt look good on u lol 😏

Birds and small mammals tend to nest in them.

I remember having a number of conversations with Bianca a couple of years ago when I had a beard. Beards make you look different (especially if they have more than one color), but don’t really have much effect on anything else (though a few people might look at you a bit differently).

You feel the compulsive urge to stroke it when deep in thought. Like a penis, but for pondering.

Also occasionally gets kinda itchy, though that's less of an issue after the initial short growth.

Hey speaking of which... what the hell happened to pogonophile?

You either look sexy as frak or disgusting if it is patchy, thin, or sparse.

For me It's Itchng especially when it grows out

[c=#7700B2]extreme sexiness[/c]

Food storage..

Itchiness

They give great oral sex
😱😏