Would you promenade across the floor?

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Sass shay right on out the door?

Out the door and into the glade? And everyhody promenade?

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spice1 · M Best Comment

Step right up, you're doin' fine,
I'll pull your beard, you pull mine.
Yank it again, like you did before,
Break it up with a tug o' war.

cerealguy · 26-30, M

@spice1 now into the brook and fish for the trout
Dive right in and splash about
Trout. Trout. Pretty little trout
One more splash and come right ouuutttt

spice1 · M

@cerealguy Shake like a hound dog, shake again,
wallow around in the ol' pig pen.
Wallow some more, y'all know how,
roll around like an ol' fat sow.

cerealguy · 26-30, M

@spice1 alamande left with your left hand
Now follow through with a right left grande
Now leave your partner the dirty old thing
Follow through with an elbow swing

spice1 · M

@cerealguy Grab a fence post, hold it tight,
womp your partner with all your might.
Hit him in the chin, hit him in the head,
hit him again, that critter ain't dead.

cerealguy · 26-30, M

@spice1 whomp him low and whomp him high
Stick your finger in his eyes
Pretty little rhythm pretty little sound
Bang your heads against the ground!

spice1 · M

@cerealguy Promenade all around the room,
promenade like a bride and groom.
Open up the door and step right in,
close the door and into a spin.

cerealguy · 26-30, M

@spice1 whirl, whirl, twist and twirl
Jump all around like a flying squirrel
Now don't you cuss and don't you swear
Just come right out and form a square

spice1 · M

@cerealguy Now right hand over and left hand under,
both join hands and run like thunder.
Over the hill and over the dale,
duck your head and lift your tail.

cerealguy · 26-30, M

@spice1 don't you stray and don't you roam
Turn around and promenade home
Corn in the crib pen, wheat in the sack
Turn your partner and promenade back!

Take it away, buddy!

spice1 · M

@cerealguy And now you're home.
Bow to your partner.
Bow to the gent across the hall.
And that is all.