If a woman is upset hold her and tell her how beautiful she is...

...If she starts to growl, retreat to a safe distance and throw chocolate at her!

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Magenta · F

May not want to throw that chocolate though. A shoe may come back in your direction. Lol! 👠

LachrymoseLamer · 51-55, M

Just a gentle underhand lob. ;)

Magenta · F

Hmmm that may work. But really I think he should just keep on holding me instead. Tightly. 😌

LachrymoseLamer · 51-55, M

@Mirage: 🤗🤗😊

Magenta · F

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