Only rendez-vous I have on this valentine's day is with the doctor

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basilfawlty89 · 31-35, M

You could visit me instead. I'll give you a bottle of wine and a massage.

HannibalAteMeOut · 22-25, F

@basilfawlty89 fuck but I cannot even drink water

basilfawlty89 · 31-35, M

@HannibalAteMeOut fine, we'll give you some Gatorade and a massage, get those electrolytes started.

HannibalAteMeOut · 22-25, F

@basilfawlty89 ahhh I pity myself so much 😂

MartinTheFirst · 26-30, M

@basilfawlty89 hydrate this fool, quick!

basilfawlty89 · 31-35, M

@HannibalAteMeOut you need some loperamide if you have diarrhea

HannibalAteMeOut · 22-25, F

@basilfawlty89 probably but now it's just vomiting 😖

basilfawlty89 · 31-35, M

@HannibalAteMeOut do you lot get Pepto Bismal?

HannibalAteMeOut · 22-25, F

@basilfawlty89 I haven't heard of it, but its active substance probably.

basilfawlty89 · 31-35, M

@HannibalAteMeOut it's Bismuth subsalicylate

HannibalAteMeOut · 22-25, F

@basilfawlty89 hmmm I have no idea...