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DukeOfEarle 路 M
Does it come in a basket?
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MarmeeMarch 路 M
@DukeOfEarle Let me translate:
I will settle for fat chunks of lard, I have a dog. Her name is Precious. I will care for her before I care for you. My Hobbies include creepy walks at night to freak out people and collecting insects because I dont want to harm them. I make my own clothes because I have too much time on my hands - I need a woman to tell me to go to the store and buy decent clothes.
Oh and if you have dry skin - scram. I have standards.
For some reason I like Bath and Body Works because they do have 3 male products that I might buy - but in reality I buy women lotions and soaps for the inner me.
I'd date me - cause no woman in her right mind would.
I will settle for fat chunks of lard, I have a dog. Her name is Precious. I will care for her before I care for you. My Hobbies include creepy walks at night to freak out people and collecting insects because I dont want to harm them. I make my own clothes because I have too much time on my hands - I need a woman to tell me to go to the store and buy decent clothes.
Oh and if you have dry skin - scram. I have standards.
For some reason I like Bath and Body Works because they do have 3 male products that I might buy - but in reality I buy women lotions and soaps for the inner me.
I'd date me - cause no woman in her right mind would.
DukeOfEarle 路 M
@MarmeeMarch 馃槀馃ぃ Perfect! Nailed it!
@DukeOfEarle :o omffff
MarmeeMarch 路 M
@DukeOfEarle I'm here to help...