I don't know where you've been, but should I be afraid to shake your hand?

@SnailTeeth That sounds a little too risky to me. How about I just blow you a kiss from across the room? Anyway, I thought we decided you were the one having the cell phone babies 😘

@TheFlippantSide Okie, but can we please make it a very tiny mobile? I have a mortal fear of prolapsing my tight, delicate anus. 😬

@SnailTeeth You're planning on doing what with my phone?! Clearly there's been a breakdown in communication 😧

@TheFlippantSide Well, how else am I supposed to get preggers with cellphone babies? Huh? I'm not shoving a mobile in a stork's butt! 😾

@SnailTeeth alrighty then. I guess you just gotta do what you gotta do 🦄

@TheFlippantSide 🌈 Maybe the doctor will gimme a lolly! 🍭

@SnailTeeth or some ice cream! 🍨😳

@TheFlippantSide 😏 Sounds like you might know just the doctor.