Old folks: Aren't you sick of doctors who tell you it's your age or your weight?

I figured out a way to save time and money for health care. Next time I feel sick, I'm just going to look in a mirror and say, "It's your weight." If I still don't feel better, I'll go back to the mirror and say, "It's your age."

Since I am on a weight loss and exercise program already and since I can't do much about my age...then I can just kick back and relax knowing I have just done for myself what any doctor at Kaiser would do.