Have you ever gotten a professional massage before?

@LyricalOne sounds easy :)

@SW-User If you have any areas that are causing you problems or you want them to focus on, let them know, though they’ll probably ask.

Oh, and don’t forget your Speedo. 😅

@LyricalOne I thought... people wore nothing?

I just do the buff thing... they move the blanket around to cover up@LyricalOne

@SW-User Erm.... my underpants remain on at all times.

@LyricalOne ah fair, I've heard you're supposed to be nude, do they not care?

@SW-User Well I’ve never had a masseuse say, “how dare you, off with your underpants!”

@LyricalOne haha oh good that makes me more relaxed :P

That would be disturbing @LyricalOne

@Spokeskitties75 And not one has thrown up after seeing my body so I’m really ahead of the game.

@LyricalOne haha oh shush they never would

@SW-User They’re professionals but that doesn’t mean they can hide the horror on their faces.

@LyricalOne or the lovely shock? 😂

@SW-User Yes, let’s go with that, keep my tattered self esteem intact.

@LyricalOne I'm sure they have to resist massaging your booty 😂

@SW-User Of course, it’s very enticing.

@LyricalOne 🍑