I have a U.T.I. O.M.G. the burning...

@theSoutherner A UTI is not necessarily an STD

@Quizzical Yes I know. Women can give themsleves infections if the do not wipe the right way (away from the front)
My first wife done that and then when she got an infection she passed it to me. The HOspital had to teach her to clean herself without spreading an feaces to the front.
Mother in law taught her Nothing!

@theSoutherner The ways in which a woman can get an UTI seems almost infinite... That's what you get for overly complicated plumbing I guess, lol

@Quizzical Well whose idea was it to put the birth and sex canal next to the Garbage shute.
Must work though because the human race keeps getting more and more

@theSoutherner That's evolution for ya... It's a bit hit and miss but it seems to work out eventually 😁

@theSoutherner There is a difference. I didn't have an STD Instead it was a Urinary Trac Infection. Extreme pain to urinate. Even if you have no insurance, questions asked of a Pharmacist are always free.