Would you get UNcircumcised for me?

@deadgerbil so you’ve thought this through already. Interesting

@itsok I've had a couple of Google searches before

I'm happy with how my dick is. Take me or leave me 😤😤

@deadgerbil 🍃 🍂 🍁

@itsok what?!?

@deadgerbil I take it back 😳

@itsok you wanted to leave me huh

*Cries

@deadgerbil noooo, I’ll change my ways and not base friendships on foreskin anymore. please forgive me

@itsok the fact that I caused you to feel disgusted will be a permanent wound in my heart

@deadgerbil we’ll never get past this, will we?

@deadgerbil wait I didn’t say I was disgusted, I just posted leaf emojis

@itsok I'll need time

And I'll appreciate it if you'd stop glancing down at my crotch when speaking to me. I know you're judging me

@deadgerbil *puts my telescope away*

take all the time you need, I’ll be here

@itsok 🤨

@deadgerbil it wouldn't take much to stretch it enough to cover that little thing though.