Do you have a chronic illness? If so what?

My brain is obviously self-destructive. It neglects to perform its duty to tell me “breathe, breathe” when I’m asleep. But that’s not all. “Brain seizures” occur without medication, which means the captain of my boat just leaves the helm and may return in seconds, but sometimes it’s an hour or more. I don’t faint or fall, but there’s a VACANCY sign flashing across my forehead.