My doctor thinks I use steroids to keep in great shape.

No matter how much I try to convince him that I just eat a healthy and well balanced lifestyle and always keep up with my exercises.

Then again I suppose I must come to the realization that maybe I am cheating at life. Rootbeer is so great and empowering and such a remedy for so many ailments that it could perhaps be boosting my physique to the point of matching what steroids normally would do for one’s body.

It is a conundrum, and I may have to order some scientific testing kits to uncover the truth to this mystery.