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Dr. Doctor give me the news...

This was yesterday morning...

I woke up in some serious pain--ah man i hurt so bad... everywhere I touch.. it hurt bad.

So I drove myself to the Dr.--

Sitting and waiting , till they finally call my name..finally.

So now I'm in the smaller waiting room.

After about twelve min of sweating bullets, dr comes in and says
Dr --"What's seems to be the problem?"

Me - "I don't know Dr. I'm In so much pain..
I touch my head . And it hurts.. i touch my knees and it hurts... even touching my shoulder it hurts.
What is it dr?

So we go down stairs and I see that big MRI machine... fuck I'm claustrophobic.. fuck it! I went in..

I had ear plugs cuz that thing is loud,
About 30 min of claustrophobia..
They pull me out..

Dr says...
"After looking over these results. We now know why everywhere you touch you feel pain"

Me-- "Tell me what is it doc.."

Dr.- your finger is broken..

🤦‍♂️ Doh'
Pretzel · 61-69, M
but we had to be sure
robb65 · 56-60, M
@Pretzel Long time ago my son had a run in with a rusty wheel barrow and needed stitches. They wanted to xray his knee "just to be sure" he didn't hurt it as well. They managed to xray the wrong knee.
SledgeHammer · 46-50, M
@robb65 ha..
Max41 · 26-30, M
That is what you have for having such a username it .
SledgeHammer · 46-50, M
@Max41 huh?
Stereoguy · 56-60, M
Lol!!! 😂😂😂

 
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