Dr. Doctor give me the news...

This was yesterday morning...

I woke up in some serious pain--ah man i hurt so bad... everywhere I touch.. it hurt bad.

So I drove myself to the Dr.--

Sitting and waiting , till they finally call my name..finally.

So now I'm in the smaller waiting room.

After about twelve min of sweating bullets, dr comes in and says
Dr --"What's seems to be the problem?"

Me - "I don't know Dr. I'm In so much pain..
I touch my head . And it hurts.. i touch my knees and it hurts... even touching my shoulder it hurts.
What is it dr?

So we go down stairs and I see that big MRI machine... fuck I'm claustrophobic.. fuck it! I went in..

I had ear plugs cuz that thing is loud,
About 30 min of claustrophobia..
They pull me out..

Dr says...
"After looking over these results. We now know why everywhere you touch you feel pain"

Me-- "Tell me what is it doc.."

Dr.- your finger is broken..

🤦‍♂️ Doh'