how much do you think those haircut fetish people pay?

@mojito I think there are a lot of factors to consider

@itsok like?

@mojito how much hair is being cut, how long it’ll take, if they’re expecting me to talk during it, if there’s any scalp touching involved. Things along those lines

@itsok never heard of all this

@mojito welcome to sw

@itsok thanks I was gonna sign up for only fans but I think a pop up took me to the wrong direction

@mojito I’m sure your nudes will fit right in with the image feed

@itsok Oh you think so? Careful hypin me up like that. I might just drop one and raise the temperature in that feed real quick 🔥 y’all might not be ready for that kinda upgrade 😜😎

@mojito simmer down, biscuit

@itsok haha Simmer down, biscuit?Really? You sound like a retired auntie at a cookout. What’s next a bless your heart and a glass of sweet tea?" Lol 😋

@mojito a sweet tea at my age? Do you not care about my sugar levels?

@itsok okay aight, no sweet tea noted. I’ll bring the unsweetened, a glucose monitor, and a prayer. Wouldn't want you crashing out before the real party starts

@mojito aren’t you a dear. Do you think you could swing by the pharmacy and pick me up some Metamucil?