I need a toupee to keep my bald spot warm

But instead of looking for one for under 6 dollars I got this!!

I can just cook food, like bacon, and instead of eating it, tape it to my head. 🙂‍↕🥓

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You are too funny.🤣

I think you made the right decision. Maybe pancakes would work better to tape to your head, though. I mean all that grease from the bacon might be messy, but who knows it might regrow your hair. Hmmm...🤔🤣

TheYawnArchive · 46-50, M

@WildMountainRose Oh yeah pancakes!! ... if bacon grease grows hair again, i might be rich if i play it right!!