I Burp Too Often

if you do it quietly i dont mind if its loud and you act like a pig i would spank your ass for acting like a child

How about a ban on carbonated beverages? Too severe? lol

It's not actually a capital offence. Just be apologetic.

My parents would spank me with the belt for burping all the time cos it is disgusting.

No burping for a week, you have to hold them in/fart them out instead.

A 3-inch ballgag usually does the trick...;)

I think maybe rolaids?