The Gollum

I had my first epiphany of the season here on SW.
I used to think that ViP was something that meant something. Like you got some cool perks.
Maybe you were allowed fifty percent more curse words and got to ban people every now and then.
But no.
As my friend Mr Magic explained to me
All you get is that you can check other people's profiles without them knowing you did . And you get to see who sees yours thats it.
You're like a Gollum going about checking profiles but hiding so they don't know you did.
And every time you sneak about you come back saying..my precious...

How's that not weird to anyone else!!

Edit... I have been informed that apparently there's a myriad of other perks and privileges afforded to those holding VIP status and that the creepy part even tho 100 percent use it s only about 25 percent of the perks.
And that I was out of line by saying 100 percent of vips were Gollums.
Following the math of my friend of the long posts, since 50/60 is half and By rounding up to the nearest down we've decided to only consider 50 percent of the vips as legitimate creeps.

Edit 2.

Due to new information brought up by Ms Oldersometimeswiser , the creepy perks amount to 5 out of 16 total perks.
That gives us roughly 32 percent which because 50/60!is half, we're going to say that only a third of the vips are creeps.
Thanks to Oldersometimeswiser 😊