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The Gollum

I had my first epiphany of the season here on SW.
I used to think that ViP was something that meant something. Like you got some cool perks.
Maybe you were allowed fifty percent more curse words and got to ban people every now and then.
But no.
As my friend Mr Magic explained to me
All you get is that you can check other people's profiles without them knowing you did . And you get to see who sees yours thats it.
You're like a Gollum going about checking profiles but hiding so they don't know you did.
How's that not weird to anyone else!!

Edit... I have been informed that apparently there's a myriad of other perks and privileges afforded to those holding VIP status and that the creepy part even tho 100 percent use it s only about 25 percent of the perks.
And that I was out of line by saying 100 percent of vips were Gollums.
Following the math of my friend of the long posts, since 50/60 is half and By rounding up to the nearest down we've decided to only consider 50 percent of the vips as legitimate creeps.
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whowasthatmaskedman · 70-79, M
But VIP is Precious!😷
Just thought I’d throw in the official list of VIP features.

And on a personal note, I don’t mind spending a few dollars to support a site that’s been very helpful and enjoyable for me since 2017.



You also get more block spaces and stuff. A lot of people have it for that alone. But their reasons are their reasons. It increases the amount of images in the gallery, you can remove the ads or whatever other stuff etc. Bunch of other stuff
@CurrentName I might be in the minority here, but I kind of find Gollum adorable
CurrentName · 51-55, M
@DancingStarGoddess

Well you know. You can never discount or underestimate the ability of some people to act crazy and all stalky .
CurrentName · 51-55, M
@DancingStarGoddess
I felt bad for him. He let that thing take control of him like other things take control of us. I guess I kinda identify with him
Gibbon · 70-79, M

 
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