Just wondering

🤔 I’m going with nudist

That nudist stuff never worked out for me. I’m only allowed at clothing mandatory resorts. I was told it’s to safeguard the mental health of the other guests.

I'm not sure if I should pick between your four options or suggest others.
Between your four, I would pick Still be as awesome.......

My suggestions would be:
1) Make it a conspiracy account where you connect songs to world events with zero evidence.
2) A mysterious account that only posts oddly specific shower thoughts at 2am.
3) An alt where you argue with people in comments then disappear dramatically.
4) Just post pictures of random objects and give them emotional backstories.