I miss when people looked human..
I'm not trying to sound mean or hateful but I'm not a fan of pink, blue, or green hairstyles.
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Don't do it to your hair then or date someone who wears their hair that way. Problem solved.🤷🏾Others aren't doing it for your approval or disapproval tbh, they're just living their lives the way you do yours. I'm 42 and I've been doing that kind of stuff to my hair since I was 8, it's been around even longer than that. It's nothing new. It's just more acceptable now is all. Not a huge deal.
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@SomeMichGuy lol
SomeMichGuy · M
@DancingStarGoddess Do you also breathe air, drink water, and eat food?!
@SomeMichGuy Never! those things are for mortals. I'm a unicorn 🦄
SomeMichGuy · M
@DancingStarGoddess So the hair coloring is part of your attempt to draw attention away from that big horn?
Are you afraid of being asked to serve donuts or stand still for ring toss?
Are you afraid of being asked to serve donuts or stand still for ring toss?
@SomeMichGuy Yes! They're always trying to use me for my horn then getting mad when I fling their pastries to the heavens (those sprinkles leave stains y'know!)
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@DancingStarGoddess Ah! So YOU are the one the Natives call "Flings Pastries Far"! You were foretold in ancient writings.
Your horn will light up to show the way to the Great Donut Demon, and you shall battle him for the existence of baked goods in the field outside the big tent of The Great British Baking Show... Many bakers will wring their floured hands. The demon will try to deceive you with his hail of custard- and jelly-filled pastries, but you must puncture them and keep loading up your horn with the gooey innards.
When all seems lost, you shall fling the custard & jelly toward the demon, blinding him long enough to charge him, puncturing him, and then wearing him like an equine champion's rose horseshoe as he dies, becomes hard, then inedible. You shall fling his lifeless donut into the heavens, where it will form a new constellation near the Milky Way but never touching it to re-soften.
So it is written.
Your horn will light up to show the way to the Great Donut Demon, and you shall battle him for the existence of baked goods in the field outside the big tent of The Great British Baking Show... Many bakers will wring their floured hands. The demon will try to deceive you with his hail of custard- and jelly-filled pastries, but you must puncture them and keep loading up your horn with the gooey innards.
When all seems lost, you shall fling the custard & jelly toward the demon, blinding him long enough to charge him, puncturing him, and then wearing him like an equine champion's rose horseshoe as he dies, becomes hard, then inedible. You shall fling his lifeless donut into the heavens, where it will form a new constellation near the Milky Way but never touching it to re-soften.
So it is written.
@SomeMichGuy You...you know the ancient teachings!? No one has spoken of those for so long, I thought they were lost to the ages! Speak not of this to anyone, I'm going to prepare! I ride at DAWN!🥺
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@DancingStarGoddess No, Dawn helps you as your shield maiden & companion. Ride at the Donut Demon.
@SomeMichGuy And boldly so! He won't know what hit him! He'll soon be on his way to his sweet, sugary demise😈 *tries an evil laugh but my voice is too soft*
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@DancingStarGoddess Your soft, evil laugh will be the last thing he hears as you fling him away!