Do you ever just sit on the toilet way longer than needed?

Everyday at work, I knock out a initial few priority tasks, then I go sit down and poo.... but the sitting goes on alot longer than needed, and I browse the internet. Then I remember to pee again, and more comes out. Sometimes I sit even longer and gotta pee yet again.

I haven't gotten employee of the month yet.

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HobNoblin · 36-40, M

Broke down in Vegas years ago. Spent the night sleeping on a toilet in the most remote restroom in the place. Security guard woke me up in the morning, thought it was funny. I got away with it because everyone just thought I was drunk which was normal there.

Dignaga

@HobNoblin In my hike across California, I was in Hawaiian clothes (just came from Hawaii) and when I hit Lake Tahoe my body broke down, took me two days to reach the opposite side of the lake once I got there. I slept in a granite landslide area the first night shivering, and the second night in Carnelion Bay I found a pubkic restroom rest stop, and it had not just a heated bathroom, but heated water too, but no way to lock the door from the inside, so I washed up, then laid on the ground with my feet against the door. Middle of the night someone kept trying to kick the door down, but I silently laid there with my feet against the door not giving way, so they thought it was locked. Morning came and I left very refreshed. Amazing what access to hot water can do.

Teslin · M

Yes, I call it the library.

candycane · 31-35, F

Too much info lol

Dignaga

@candycane

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