Why do 96% of (alleged) ex military people ALWAYS somehow get around to letting everyone know they were "in the military"???

@MorbidCynic Thanked, praised, and arse kissed.

@MorbidCynic Service for what, fighting in foreign wars that we should not be involved with, to enrich the military industrial complex, oil, and other corporatist interests?

@NativePortlander1970 *sarcasm

@MorbidCynic No, I'm completely serious.

@NativePortlander1970 My response was sarcastic tho… like my initial comment was meant to poke fun at them.

@MorbidCynic Gotcha

@NativePortlander1970 So what have you done?

@Adrift Sure as shit not risking my life for Wall Street or Standard Oil.

@NativePortlander1970 Thats not what I asked. The Military probably would not want you any way.

@Adrift No skin off my back

@MorbidCynic Do they? Hmm. I'm reminded of something my gran used to say: "If you go fishing for compliments, you'd better be prepared to catch wellies"