What is the most tired old gimmick, line, or joke that you have heard or seen a million times but everyone still laughs just to be polite?

Like when Uncle Fred says "pass the wooster shooster chooster shooster chester shire sauce".

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grampup · 80-89, M

Me, offering candy: "Here, Uncle Fred, put out your hand."

Uncle Fred, puffing hand furiously, "Thanks! Didn't notice it was on fire!"