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36-40, M
Disgustedman · 61-69, M
https://youtu.be/Ak0_fa1DDpc?si=rAg1KdRwwvTnLGCM
SlightlyBelowAverageJoe · 36-40, M
@Queendragonfly My mom and Bro do not know how to cut hair. And no one wants to buy my pictures. I've already sent a few to random people here and they all said "ew" and blocked me.
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SlightlyBelowAverageJoe · 36-40, M
@Queendragonfly How am I a scammer?
Mamapolo2016 · F
The clear solution is:
Sacrifice yourself to feed the animals.
Cost of haircut saved.
When the news media gets the story, it will go viral and somebody will start a Go Fund Me and Mom & Bro will be well-fed, as well as the animals.
Everybody will be happy. Except you, of course, but oh, well.
Sacrifice yourself to feed the animals.
Cost of haircut saved.
When the news media gets the story, it will go viral and somebody will start a Go Fund Me and Mom & Bro will be well-fed, as well as the animals.
Everybody will be happy. Except you, of course, but oh, well.
MyNameIsHurl · 41-45, F
MyNameIsHurl · 41-45, F
@SlightlyBelowAverageJoe I wish we could run over people like we run over animals
SlightlyBelowAverageJoe · 36-40, M
@MyNameIsHurl me too! Or at least burn peoples houses down like we do with pet houses.
MyNameIsHurl · 41-45, F
@SlightlyBelowAverageJoe that would be awesome.
ginnyfromtheblock · 26-30, F
ScarletWitch · 31-35, F
SlightlyBelowAverageJoe · 36-40, M
@ScarletWitch They can try.
SW-User
@SlightlyBelowAverageJoe hm the middle one is adorable, so the other one. At least that way you'll have one cat and one dog left
SlightlyBelowAverageJoe · 36-40, M
SW-User
@SlightlyBelowAverageJoe you're welcome!
littlepuppywantanewlife · 31-35, M
No you won't do it. Also your post is not marked as such.
SlightlyBelowAverageJoe · 36-40, M
@littlepuppywantanewlife not marked as such?
calicuz · 56-60, M
Well, since you have 2 dogs and only one cat, I say Roland would last at least an extra day. 🤷♂️
Cigarguy101 · 41-45, M
Can't afford food so
You
A Go get a haircut
B blow 200$ gift cards on video games
You
A Go get a haircut
B blow 200$ gift cards on video games
Cigarguy101 · 41-45, M
@SlightlyBelowAverageJoe well I can tell what kind of man you are
Cigarguy101 · 41-45, M
@Cigarguy101 lol I wouldn't like this if I where you
SlightlyBelowAverageJoe · 36-40, M
@Cigarguy101 I like your post. You seem like a cool man.
turnedtostone · 56-60, F
But, you bought cute outfits for them?? Something is fishy 🧐
SlightlyBelowAverageJoe · 36-40, M
@turnedtostone I couldn't resist, they were so cute.
turnedtostone · 56-60, F
@SlightlyBelowAverageJoe Should've bought food,instead... besides it will make the meat taste funky
Jonjdw · 51-55, M
I cut my own hair not hard. And not a buzz cut.
SlightlyBelowAverageJoe · 36-40, M
@Jonjdw Cool!
Notsimilarreally · 31-35, F
The cat obviously
SlightlyBelowAverageJoe · 36-40, M
@Notsimilarreally whiskers? 😭
Notsimilarreally · 31-35, F
@SlightlyBelowAverageJoe if you must
metaldog · 51-55, F
Do you have any neighbours you don't like?
SlightlyBelowAverageJoe · 36-40, M
@metaldog yes, but i can't eat them. That's immoral.
mindstruggle · F
Nooo!
SlightlyBelowAverageJoe · 36-40, M
@mindstruggle But we are hungry.
mindstruggle · F
@SlightlyBelowAverageJoe
Eat the leaves. 😑
Eat the leaves. 😑
SW-User
Please say you’re joking! 😨
SlightlyBelowAverageJoe · 36-40, M
@SW-User about?
Muthafukajones · 46-50, M
It’s not looking good for whiskers
Carazaa · F
cut your own hair and buy pet food!
SW-User
I will send you a basket of foods for your pets😋
SlightlyBelowAverageJoe · 36-40, M
SW-User
@SlightlyBelowAverageJoe they might share with you 🤭