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I'm in tears right now.

Poll - Total Votes: 8
Whiskers
Roland
Randall
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I don't want to bore you with the details, but im going through financial difficulties. Long story short, i cant afford to feed all four of us. I'm asking for your help. Believe me, this isn't easy, and I'm incredibly embarrassed. Please choose which pet of mine should I make into food so the rest of us can eat. I have a haircut appointment in the morning, so after that i will look at the poll and decide which of my beautiful pets will be our life saver.(left to right)
Queendragonfly · 31-35, F Best Comment
You should let your mom or bro cut your hair not an expensive hairdresser! Also. Sell penis pics and say it's for animal rescue cause. On SW there has to be at least 1 crazy person who puts money on dick pics.
@Queendragonfly My mom and Bro do not know how to cut hair. And no one wants to buy my pictures. I've already sent a few to random people here and they all said "ew" and blocked me.
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@Queendragonfly How am I a scammer?

The clear solution is:

Sacrifice yourself to feed the animals.

Cost of haircut saved.

When the news media gets the story, it will go viral and somebody will start a Go Fund Me and Mom & Bro will be well-fed, as well as the animals.

Everybody will be happy. Except you, of course, but oh, well.
SW-User
Stahp it 🤣
MyNameIsHurl · 41-45, F
Noooooooooo
MyNameIsHurl · 41-45, F
@SlightlyBelowAverageJoe I wish we could run over people like we run over animals
@MyNameIsHurl me too! Or at least burn peoples houses down like we do with pet houses.
MyNameIsHurl · 41-45, F
@SlightlyBelowAverageJoe that would be awesome.
ginnyfromtheblock · 26-30, F
i haven’t seen you on my feed for a while but thank god ur back
Tobasco · 31-35, F
One of the dogs
Tobasco · 31-35, F
@SlightlyBelowAverageJoe hm the middle one is adorable, so the other one. At least that way you'll have one cat and one dog left
@Tobasco Thats a good point, thank you!
Tobasco · 31-35, F
@SlightlyBelowAverageJoe you're welcome!
ScarletWitch · 26-30, F
Youre dinner. They eat you.
@ScarletWitch They can try.
Cigarguy101 · 41-45, M
Can't afford food so
You
A Go get a haircut
B blow 200$ gift cards on video games
Cigarguy101 · 41-45, M
@SlightlyBelowAverageJoe well I can tell what kind of man you are
Cigarguy101 · 41-45, M
@Cigarguy101 lol I wouldn't like this if I where you
@Cigarguy101 I like your post. You seem like a cool man.
turnedtostone · 56-60, F
But, you bought cute outfits for them?? Something is fishy 🧐
@turnedtostone I couldn't resist, they were so cute.
turnedtostone · 56-60, F
@SlightlyBelowAverageJoe Should've bought food,instead... besides it will make the meat taste funky
No you won't do it. Also your post is not marked as such.
@littlepuppywantanewlife not marked as such?
calicuz · 51-55, M
Well, since you have 2 dogs and only one cat, I say Roland would last at least an extra day. 🤷‍♂️
Do you have any neighbours you don't like?
@metaldog yes, but i can't eat them. That's immoral.
Jonjdw · 46-50, M
I cut my own hair not hard. And not a buzz cut.
@Jonjdw Cool!
Notsimilarreally · 31-35, F
The cat obviously
@Notsimilarreally whiskers? 😭
Notsimilarreally · 31-35, F
Jeephikelove · 46-50, F
Please say you’re joking! 😨
@Jeephikelove about?
Carazaa · F
cut your own hair and buy pet food!
Muthafukajones · 46-50, M
It’s not looking good for whiskers
@mindstruggle But we are hungry.
@SlightlyBelowAverageJoe
Eat the leaves. 😑
Disgustedman · 61-69, M
https://youtu.be/Ak0_fa1DDpc?si=rAg1KdRwwvTnLGCM
NinaTina · 26-30, F
Cook the dogs and eat pussy while they cooking
NinaTina · 26-30, F
@SlightlyBelowAverageJoe lefovers are good
@NinaTina oh yeah, true.
Notsimilarreally · 31-35, F
@NinaTina Vietnamese??
SW-User
I will send you a basket of foods for your pets😋
@SW-User But I'm hungry too.
SW-User
@SlightlyBelowAverageJoe they might share with you 🤭

 
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