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I may have made this alt today,
But hear me out before you say nay.
My wit and charm is quite profound,
And my posts will occasionally astound.
I'm not saying that I'm VIP-worthy,
But hear me out, don't be too surly.
I'll make you laugh and I'll make you think,
My contributions won't make you blink.
But if you feel I don't deserve that prize,
I won't be bitter, and I won't despise.
Instead, I'll just say that it'd be grand,
To have a green top hand in my hand.
But hear me out before you say nay.
My wit and charm is quite profound,
And my posts will occasionally astound.
I'm not saying that I'm VIP-worthy,
But hear me out, don't be too surly.
I'll make you laugh and I'll make you think,
My contributions won't make you blink.
But if you feel I don't deserve that prize,
I won't be bitter, and I won't despise.
Instead, I'll just say that it'd be grand,
To have a green top hand in my hand.
Perhaps my message went unheard,
Or maybe you simply had not preferred
To not respond, it's in your right,
And I'll not judge my worth in your sight.
I won't let your lack of gift define me,
For there's more to myself that I can see.
My value won't be measured by you,
But in the things that I say and do.
The greatest gift is not in receiving,
But in the love we give, and in believing
And that kindness and joy can be abound,
Even if there is no response that is to be found.
Or maybe you simply had not preferred
To not respond, it's in your right,
And I'll not judge my worth in your sight.
I won't let your lack of gift define me,
For there's more to myself that I can see.
My value won't be measured by you,
But in the things that I say and do.
The greatest gift is not in receiving,
But in the love we give, and in believing
And that kindness and joy can be abound,
Even if there is no response that is to be found.
PhilDeep · 51-55, M
I wonder what kind of entitled arses answered this lol!
SW-User
One with a Donald Trump doll with a tshirt on it that says World's greatest Prez! would be very Murkan of you to send me because I am very deserving I adore him more than the likes of which no one has ever seen before! LET'S BURN THIS MUDDAFUCKA TO DA GROUND !! GO MURKA !!
Submissiveiendencies · 22-25
I’m good.
I’m a sexy sissy crossdresser.
I have a great ass.
I give great blow jobs.
I swallow.
I dress sexy.
I have great photos in my profile
I’m honest.
I answer all question true fully.
Love gifts.
I’m a sexy sissy crossdresser.
I have a great ass.
I give great blow jobs.
I swallow.
I dress sexy.
I have great photos in my profile
I’m honest.
I answer all question true fully.
Love gifts.
SW-User
Well to get something you have to give something. Whatever it is in life I try to match it. Same with SW gifts. 😊
DarkSideoftheMoon · 31-35, F
I have over 62000 coins and im happy to swap gifts.
@DarkSideoftheMoon what gift you want lol
DarkSideoftheMoon · 31-35, F
@UnknownHuman ill match what u send so the choice is yours. The giver becomes the receiver. Congratulations
KimmyGary · F
I do not need a gift but i thank you for the offer
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deadgerbil · 26-30
The Q tip
Give it to me so I can do something about this clump of earwax
Give it to me so I can do something about this clump of earwax
Teirdalin · 31-35
Because I like colors that exist. I'll take a- I don't actually know.
hunkalove · 61-69, M
The solid gold statue of John Olinger.
SW-User
I don’t deserve a gift .. but if I did The monkey .. 🙂
SW-User
I don't, I am just a knuckle dragging neanderthal
Lilymoon · F
The sakura tree cause it's my fave 🥺
ImRileyTheDog · 22-25, F
The dogs
@ImRileyTheDog which one and why 👀
ImRileyTheDog · 22-25, F
@UnknownHuman I like all the dogs because they’re dog, no one can hate dogs
Lilymoon · F
Thank you 🩷
Ramrod · 46-50, M
Just for the fact that it has been over a year since anyone has sent me one,but being you are asking it wouldn't mean much,no offense,it would just be nice to get one from a random person or an old friend so i would feel like i exist on SW ???
SW-User
I don't
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@allygator18 nobody cares about stupid old grammer
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