The ads I get on this site are so random.

"Single Muslim Men"
"Free Fruit Shipping"

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Hello I am a single Muslim man. Would you like to buy some fresh fruit?

SW-User

fresh my ass, it's rotten!?

@anotherclone: fresh as the night sky at noon! Top quality fruit here!

SW-User

@KilljoyKitty: right...and the worms are just hanging out on the fruits ?

@anotherclone: The fruit are so fresh out the ground that there is still mud and worms on them! Wash them and theyll be as good as new!

SpeckOfIrishDust · 22-25, F

@anotherclone: If it's good enough for the worms, it's good enough for you.

@SpeckOfIrishDust: exactly!

everything about this is a lie