i am now convinced i am the only real human profile and this site is the tantalizing creation of alexa, siiri, and hal

What are you doing Dave? Perhaps you should take a stress pill and we can talk about this.

I’m a monster

Is that so.🙂

I cannot find any information on whether this site is a tantalising creation of alexa, siiri and hal

Can I help you with anything else?

You are correct as im a real candy cane