Asalaam Aleikum! Allow me to introduce myself!
My name is Admiral General Aladeen!
I come from the Dictatoric Republic of Wadiya. When I was born, I gave an inspiring speech regarding Western treachery. I studied in Switzerland, and by the age of 69, I had lost my virginity to over 40 students and 2 teachers. I attended the University of Aladeen, and the North West Aladeen University. I have a total of 118 PhD's and 30 post-docs. I am the Honorary Sultan of the Wadiyan Liberation Army and Supreme Commander of the Wadiyan Military. People hold daily protests FOR me and wish for their money to be spent on the construction of a new palace wing.
I come from the Dictatoric Republic of Wadiya. When I was born, I gave an inspiring speech regarding Western treachery. I studied in Switzerland, and by the age of 69, I had lost my virginity to over 40 students and 2 teachers. I attended the University of Aladeen, and the North West Aladeen University. I have a total of 118 PhD's and 30 post-docs. I am the Honorary Sultan of the Wadiyan Liberation Army and Supreme Commander of the Wadiyan Military. People hold daily protests FOR me and wish for their money to be spent on the construction of a new palace wing.
