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Harmonium1923 · 51-55, M
My first girlfriend, from back in high school, is now a lesbian. So you’re still doing better than me.
SW-User
Definitely, write them a strongly worded letter expressing your displeasure
Iwillwait · M
The construct of this entire sentence is so troubling.
CookieCrumbs · F
I would be. It just means I’m not boning him hard enough to rethink his orientation. 🥸
JimboSaturn · 51-55, M
@CookieCrumbs hmmm maybe
SW-User
Bone harder?
Wait, bribery always works. One cherry tree and their orientation status will change i bet
Wait, bribery always works. One cherry tree and their orientation status will change i bet
JohnOinger · 41-45, M
@SW-User You Cyber With Her Nice
JimboSaturn · 51-55, M
At least he didn't change it after you "boned him" that would be a blow to my ego 😋
JimboSaturn · 51-55, M
@JimboSaturn " hey Jim after having sex with you , Ive decided that sex is not pleasurable and is something Im not interested in forever "
JRVanguard · 26-30, M
Clearly you’re not boning them hard enough
Miram · 31-35, F
@JRVanguard any suggestions
JRVanguard · 26-30, M
@Miram Have you heard of kneecap play?🥴
JohnOinger · 41-45, M
@Miram so what do you think of JRVanguard & Would You Do Him
JimboSaturn · 51-55, M
lol lucky you! be flattered you are the only one this member os sexual with
Classified · M
Your posts keep increasingly make less sense. 👀
ChiefJustWalks · 26-30
Are you really? 😮🤭 I'm so curious 😂
SinlessOnslaught · 26-30, M
Miram three years ago: "I'm your Momma."
Miram now: "Lol I bone people on SW."
Me:
Miram now: "Lol I bone people on SW."
Me:
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SinlessOnslaught · 26-30, M
@Miram I appreciate that... Can sons put their mom up for adoption?
Miram · 31-35, F
@SinlessOnslaught Nope
SinlessOnslaught · 26-30, M
Chelsiegirl · 46-50, T
I dont mind if a girl wants to get with me.. but im a trans that only likes woman,
They're just going through a sexual phase.
Beatbox34 · 31-35, M
You might remove the "a" from asexual
SW-User
Keep working, it will change.
SW-User
Oh my
helsbels · 31-35, F
You can be asexual and still have sex.
Like you can be gay but still be capable of straight sex.
Like you can be gay but still be capable of straight sex.
eMortal · M
It’s like boning a priest 😂 Hidden love.
He can’t publicly go on saying he’s all of sudden “sexual”. Too many questions he won’t be able to answer.
He can’t publicly go on saying he’s all of sudden “sexual”. Too many questions he won’t be able to answer.
Domking · 61-69, M
Well, after you pick the meat away from bone there is only skeleton hardly any sex left. 😜🤣🤣🤣
SW-User
🤔Why didn’t I think of that ,anyway off to change my profile 👍
JohnOinger · 41-45, M
@Miram So what do you think of Jaydee7 & Would You Do Him
okaybut · 56-60, M
No...you have broken the unicorn...congrats!
SW-User
Omg, I'm boning him/her/they/them too😩😢
SW-User
@Beatbox34 perhaps 🤣
Miram · 31-35, F
@SW-User but not me I see
SW-User
Whoever ever floats your boat. 🤦♂️ @SW-User
Azlotto · M
I wouldn't be offended. Because I don't know are care what an asexual is.
SW-User
Stop before you turn me asexual too
iamonfire696 · 41-45, F
As long as you are happy