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I am boning an SW member and their orientation on the profile still says asexual

Should I be offended?

Edit- 😶 the stuff I say while sleepy, I swear.
Harmonium1923 · 51-55, M
My first girlfriend, from back in high school, is now a lesbian. So you’re still doing better than me.
SW-User
Definitely, write them a strongly worded letter expressing your displeasure
Iwillwait · M
The construct of this entire sentence is so troubling.
I would be. It just means I’m not boning him hard enough to rethink his orientation. 🥸
JimboSaturn · 51-55, M
@CookieCrumbs hmmm maybe
SW-User
Bone harder?
Wait, bribery always works. One cherry tree and their orientation status will change i bet
JohnOinger · 41-45, M
@SW-User You Cyber With Her Nice
JimboSaturn · 51-55, M
At least he didn't change it after you "boned him" that would be a blow to my ego 😋
JimboSaturn · 51-55, M
@JimboSaturn " hey Jim after having sex with you , Ive decided that sex is not pleasurable and is something Im not interested in forever "
JRVanguard · 26-30, M
Clearly you’re not boning them hard enough
Miram · 31-35, F
@JRVanguard any suggestions
JRVanguard · 26-30, M
@Miram Have you heard of kneecap play?🥴
JohnOinger · 41-45, M
@Miram so what do you think of JRVanguard & Would You Do Him
JimboSaturn · 51-55, M
lol lucky you! be flattered you are the only one this member os sexual with
Classified · M
Your posts keep increasingly make less sense. 👀
ChiefJustWalks · 26-30
Are you really? 😮🤭 I'm so curious 😂
SinlessOnslaught · 26-30, M
Miram three years ago: "I'm your Momma."

Miram now: "Lol I bone people on SW."

Me:
SinlessOnslaught · 26-30, M
@Miram I appreciate that... Can sons put their mom up for adoption?
Miram · 31-35, F
SinlessOnslaught · 26-30, M
@Miram
Chelsiegirl · 46-50, T
I dont mind if a girl wants to get with me.. but im a trans that only likes woman,
They're just going through a sexual phase.
Beatbox34 · 31-35, M
You might remove the "a" from asexual
SW-User
Keep working, it will change.
SW-User
helsbels · 31-35, F
You can be asexual and still have sex.

Like you can be gay but still be capable of straight sex.
Miram · 31-35, F
@helsbels Just a playful thread, not really a serious inquiry.
helsbels · 31-35, F
@Miram Thought so but wanted to say it just in case, I know asexual people and some of the replies here just got my back up ✌️😊
eMortal · M
It’s like boning a priest 😂 Hidden love.
He can’t publicly go on saying he’s all of sudden “sexual”. Too many questions he won’t be able to answer.
Domking · 61-69, M
Well, after you pick the meat away from bone there is only skeleton hardly any sex left. 😜🤣🤣🤣
SW-User
🤔Why didn’t I think of that ,anyway off to change my profile 👍
JohnOinger · 41-45, M
@Miram So what do you think of Jaydee7 & Would You Do Him
okaybut · 56-60, M
No...you have broken the unicorn...congrats!
SW-User
Omg, I'm boning him/her/they/them too😩😢
SW-User
@Beatbox34 perhaps 🤣
Miram · 31-35, F
@SW-User but not me I see
SW-User
Whoever ever floats your boat. 🤦‍♂️ @SW-User
Azlotto · M
I wouldn't be offended. Because I don't know are care what an asexual is.
SW-User
Stop before you turn me asexual too
iamonfire696 · 41-45, F
As long as you are happy

 
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