Worst way to introduce yourself in a DM

Will you eat me

To me, "dumb" means "speechless", but I have had one or two that started with the peremptory, "Hey" - a word of command or reprimand. It would not have been so bad if it had been followed by anything!

When they wanted to discuss a political difference of opinion.
I’ll do that out in public posts but give me a break on the DMs.
BMC also liked to harass that way.

My fetish is __________. I hope you like it. You can call me __________.

Would you like to see my penis from the front or bent over from behimd

Hi, my name is Paul. I have herpes

Is it wrong to have sex with your sister.
I've had Many but no more. Read my intro