Democrats and Republicans alike, I have a very important message to tell you!

OMG! Cracker Jack Joe and “Corn Puff” was a bad boy who liked to feel the hair on my legs. I liked it but I started carrying a rusty chain and a blade to scare the bad boys… Russia, China and N Korea…after the Afghan debacle. And I am worried about high spray shower heads. Everyone needs an electric car. We are converting AF 1 to solar and wind energy. To hell with crime and shortages… that’s the f.c.ing COVID. Border Czar Kamala went to Guatemala and solved the border problem. Climate Czar Johnny is logging “ frequent flier miles “ in his private jet. To hell with Keystone, I can’t drink that beer made by Coors. “Come on man!”