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SW-User
He's just not coming out this year. He has to self isolate due to his age. It's ok though, he's sending the reindeer out with the presents. Unfortunately they're dumb shits and will drop them all in the ocean 🤷♂️
SW-User
@SW-User that made me laugh out loud hahaha
MasterLee · 56-60, M
Biden cancelled his trip. Wouldn't let him into America. 2021 isn't looking good if biden is elected.
SW-User
@MasterLee hate Biden ! 😣😣
vetguy1991 · 51-55, M
He needs to make sure the elves wear gloves when they make the toys
Eternity · 26-30, M
When flying over Atlanta he has to be careful not to say "ho ho ho" otherwise 75% of the city's women will all spill out onto the streets at once, thinking that someone has called them.
OnePatheticClown · 51-55, M
Rifle in his hands and cheap whiskey on his breath,
From his beard to his boots, covered with ammo,
Like a big fat drunk disgruntled Yuletide Rambo...
From his beard to his boots, covered with ammo,
Like a big fat drunk disgruntled Yuletide Rambo...
Elessar · 26-30, M
Let the world keep on burning itself, honestly. Maybe move to a different place.
SW-User
@Elessar what about my presents ?!
Elessar · 26-30, M
@SW-User I wouldn't take any other [i]present[/i] from this year.
SweetNSassy · F
🤔...well I have been a good girl, so all I know, is he better put a mask on and bring all the toys on my list!!
SW-User
@SweetNSassy ikr!
SW-User
@Poppapepe I read
ncgremlin · 56-60, M
Let's see a mask, gloves, and when he gets into the redneck area a rifle would be helpful
Babaji · 80-89, M
He should wear his mask
And no speeding with his sleigh.
And no speeding with his sleigh.
SW-User
@Babaji he kinda has to speed though right to get all the presents out
WSEIII · 51-55, M
He just needs to parachute the presents down.
SW-User
@WSEIII good idea
JoeyFoxx · 51-55, M
Everyone wears a mask except for Rudolph. We need to see his nose.
MrBrownstone · 46-50, M
For me none
SW-User
@MrBrownstone no Santa! Lol