People who ask Qs and don’t acknowledge your comment. Even with just a heart.
Isn’t this just [i]rude[/i]?
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pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Valentine · M
@pennynoodles Well, how about this: the more you heart, the more gifts (chocolate, flowers, etc) people can afford to send you with their extra coins... 😉
Valentine · M
@pennynoodles How the feck did you get those, from me hearting your Qs and As, I guess. I only have ~54000. Cuz some peeps are freeloaders....... #justsaying.... 🙄
Valentine · M
@pennynoodles 😱😨😰😳
...I’m gonna tell Mr Noodles...
Or, [pennies start to drop]...is [i]he[/i] the boss..........?
...I’m gonna tell Mr Noodles...
Or, [pennies start to drop]...is [i]he[/i] the boss..........?
Valentine · M
@pennynoodles [Aside, to audience (aka [i]dramatic irony)...[/i]well now, let’s see, what do we have here, Mr V has some [i]bargaining chips!!![/i]. ]
“So, Mrs N, I’d be happy to oblige, for I know how this might seem to Mr N, that’s if he were [i]ever to find out!?[/i]. Let’s see if we can’t fix this up a little bit, as painlessly as we can, shall we? See, you have [i]more[/i] coins than you need, while I seem to have, well, [i]less [/i] than I need, certainly to keep you in the luxury you are accustomed to. Shall we shake hands on....(rubs bald pate)...50,000 hearts, each giving a coin a heart, that’s, now, let me see (takes off shoes and socks ready) [i]one, two, miss a few, three, four, knock at the door, five, six, pick up sticks, seven, eight, lay them straight, nine, ten, big fat hen!!![/i] [Mr V continues skipping poem diligently up to 50,000, by which time, Mrs N has set up the wobbly chair and the loop of rope hanging from the light shade]....fifty thousand, Peter Townsend!! A mere 50,000 coins will ensure my [i]lips remain sealed.[/i] Deal?”
“So, Mrs N, I’d be happy to oblige, for I know how this might seem to Mr N, that’s if he were [i]ever to find out!?[/i]. Let’s see if we can’t fix this up a little bit, as painlessly as we can, shall we? See, you have [i]more[/i] coins than you need, while I seem to have, well, [i]less [/i] than I need, certainly to keep you in the luxury you are accustomed to. Shall we shake hands on....(rubs bald pate)...50,000 hearts, each giving a coin a heart, that’s, now, let me see (takes off shoes and socks ready) [i]one, two, miss a few, three, four, knock at the door, five, six, pick up sticks, seven, eight, lay them straight, nine, ten, big fat hen!!![/i] [Mr V continues skipping poem diligently up to 50,000, by which time, Mrs N has set up the wobbly chair and the loop of rope hanging from the light shade]....fifty thousand, Peter Townsend!! A mere 50,000 coins will ensure my [i]lips remain sealed.[/i] Deal?”
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
a horse. .....please don't tell me you don't appreciate your gift. It took me ages to wrap it. @Valentine
Valentine · M
@Valentine You did. You friggin well sent me a fookin HORSE!!! 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️😳😳😳
But, I did like the 2nd gift, which shall remain our little [i]entre-nous[/i].
Now, in the interests of watching your back, Mrs N, can I suggest that should your French not elevate to entre-nous, that you [i]don’t ask Mr N?[/i]......
But, I did like the 2nd gift, which shall remain our little [i]entre-nous[/i].
Now, in the interests of watching your back, Mrs N, can I suggest that should your French not elevate to entre-nous, that you [i]don’t ask Mr N?[/i]......
Valentine · M
@pennynoodles truly? Nah. You know me and horses.